Sunday, 8 November 2009

The Execution of Gary Glitter

Presumably Glitter recieved payment for the use of his name. The actuallity of this fictional story would require, not only the repeal of the death sentence but also the conviction for offences committed oversees, also the question of just how highly stacked platform soled shoes are permitted for the condemned to wear at the time of execution. Say Glitter went for a 48 inch platform sole, combined with the Leader shoulder pads he would stand a fair chance of survival. Looks like Glitter had more foresight in his fashion sense than Pete Townsend, the wrist strap would prevent any rotory arm guitar techniques Townsend developed over the years [has anyone seen a copy of the book he was doing the research for]. Personally I would have preferred to see Michael Jackson moonwalking his way to the trapdoor as Pierrepoint hooded the talentless paedo bastard. Lets face it, you just can't moonwalk in platforms. Jacksons' posters are all over London celebrating his rehearsal film as Glitter swings. It is a shame Jackson took the easy route, he truly trumped Glitter for paedo antics and it would have been a real 'Thriller' to see Jackson executed. Let us not forget this is supposed to be a 'serious' look at the statistics, 70% want hanging brought back, according to channel 4. can't wait for the internet forum afterwards. can't really believe this is happening at all.

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