Rhyming slang for artists and furniture makers

Knives and forks - Johnny Hawkes
Coughing up mucus - Sarah Lucas
Piss poor - Anish Kapour
Hair dryer - Paul Fryer
Salt Seller - Jeremy Deller
Cheddar Gorge - Gilbert and George
Long snowdrift - John Makeshift
Start to bleed - Martin Creed
Racy Women - Tracy Emin
Polished spoons - Jeff Koons
Upper class winger - Mark Wallinger
Irritating puff - Brian Clough
Right up your snatch you know - Anya Gallachio
Fit to burst - Damien Hirst
Threadbare [eddy mayer] - Fred Baier
Orange peal - Gareth Neal
Bicycle brain shite - Michael Wainwright
Dull and formless - Anthony Gormless
Livid Cockney - David Hockney
Gunpowder plot - Barnaby Scott
Over the moon - Jez Broun


All additions welcome