2012 Mediocrathon

W bell Boris bumbling upperclass arsepipe has chosen his opportunity to make his mark with a stataement to the world of our cultural ingenuity, yes the culturally ingenous mutant trombone is the disfiguement of the London landscape we are to be represented by. As Anish Kapours work gets bigger it gets kapoorer. Why, oh why. England will soon look like Spain, punctuated by ill concieved public artworks. So what does it represent? Kapours arsepipe is destined to become the most hated, the most disliked, public art work [ I use the word 'art' very loosely] in the history of British culture. Anish, stick to your pigments, Booris, stick to your politics. Like a fat beach belly warping brit holiday maker on th costa del sol, this is the face of contemporary Britain we have chosen to show the world. Anish, you're piss poor.