Never before has British airspace been completely closed. Since skreeworld blog discovered that Jessie Presleys death was faked, Elvis, who's girations were banned from the waist down had omly a fraction of the erotic powers of twin brother Jessie. The conspiracy faked his death and he was banished to the underworl. During our tunnel network investigations we heard the unmistakeable voice of Jessie which led us to further our searchto resurrect Jessie. Now the build up of Jessies underworld giratory sexual tornado has reached orgasm point leading to the current Icelandic volcanic eruptions. Last weeks first early spurt appears to be a mere precursor to the vast ejaculation last night from a different fissure. The resultant cloud of dust has spread across the world rendering aircraft useless/ Holland, Belgium, Finland are down like us. France and Germany will be soon.
Sending Jessie to the underworld for the power of his sexual girations that made Elvis's seem but a flutter was a huge mistake. Like the buial of radiuoactive waste it ws a time bomb. Jessie we welome you back. Shoot your load.
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