It was over a month ago that skreeworld brought you conclusive proof of Jessie Presleys faked death and banishment to the underworld .Where Elvis was banned from waste down for the sexual power of his girations, Jessies girations were so powerful his death was faked and he was forced to walk the underworld.
Three weeks ago we brought you news of Jessies ejaulation leading to the volcanic eruptions in Iceland.
A week ago further fissures erupted and the rest of the world took notice.
Now our research has been confirmed by an Iranian clerc, 'Many women do not dress modestly' said Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, 'They corrupt their chastityand spread adultry in society, which increases earthquakes.'
Iranians fear an earthquake will hit Tehran in the near future. 'What can we do to avoid being burie under the rubble' continued the cleric.
Clearly he speaks of Jessie. I understand many thought, 6 weeks ago that skreeworld had dropped from it's usual sanity and dropped in to paranoid fantasy after the publishing of Philip Pullmans book ;The good man jesus and the scoundrel Christ', a clear misguided text that has routes in the Elvis Jessie twinhood, Pullman combined this suggesting jesus and christ were twins. This is quite wrong and skreeworld will be posting on the revolutionary jew Jesus Barrabas shortly.
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