The Skrreworld entry for the vast Olympic public art sculpture would have sorted out all environmental and benefit culture problems and relate to sport, health and fitness. All those pointless marathons and charity self publicist opportunities along with Jamie Oliver, Chris Moyles and Ray Mears weight problems could have all been solved. An end to the obesity time bomb.
A vast mouse wheel type generator in steel to keep the sponsor happy, could have been erected. Health fanatics could run for fun and all benefit cheats forced to drive the generator for being evil benefit cheats. Bankers could run 1 hour for each pound of bonus they recieve and all posh types who moan about the inheritance tax could earn back their lost money at the same pound a circular mile run.
Everyone would be happy, the torys could see the benefit cheats sweat and the benefit cheats could see the rich greedy bankers sweat. Clearly all could show their commitment to the common good and be seen to do so. No need for fossil fuels or nuclear power, just good clean democracy.
Mind you, Terrys Chocolate orange enthusiast Dawn French would suffer, no bads thing in my mind. It would also give Lenny Henry something to do, running hand in hand with Frank Bruno.
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