Friday 24 December 2010
Wednesday 22 December 2010
Monday 20 December 2010
Leeds United - Marching On Together
At Skreeworld we follow Rugby League, the greatest game of all, also boxing. However we are Leeds United fans all the way. Last weekends victory over league leaders QPR was a big day for s. I just hope we consolidate but, I'm sure I am not alone in believing in te dream. C'mon Leeds! We may be back in the top flight before you know it. We will be stronger for our years away and no one dare think Leeds will not return.
The Blood Quran
Of all the unliberated treasures in Bhaghdad, the one I would like for Xmas is Saddams blood Qurran. He syphoned off 27 litres of his own blood from which 14 chapters were written. Makes Marc Quinn look a bit shit. It is stored in Bhaghdad where 3 keys are needed to get it, all by conference assension. Apparently it is a bit of a no no with most Muslims but if you are still looking for a late present, there you go.
Anderlecht snowball fight
Club Brugge fans forced Anderlecht players from the field with a snowball barrage. Play was suspended after corners couldnt be taken. Temperatures soared when Legear, who celebrated the 21 nil victory by lobbing snowballs at his own fans, had to be aided by 2 team mates after he was restrained and then shoved by a Brugge steward.
Bernard Hopkins
Old Bernhard Hopkins at 45 came in to the ring in Canada, a veteran aiming to be the oldest holder of a world title. He was knocked down in the first, then again in the 3rd, yet after that domminated. He had the 28 year old Jean Hopkins on the run. The judges gave 2 draw cards and a Hopkins win, enough for the tital holder to retain. What a shitter. Bertnhard who you all must recall as themiddle weight hero who took thew IBF title in 1988 then after two losses to Jermain Taylor in 2005 retired. Come on Bernhard, for all us oldies.
Sunday 19 December 2010
Captain Beefheart is dead
There are few stories i would less like to bring you. On friday the reclussive genius passed on to other things.
Trout Mask Replica his audio masterpiece is beyond comparrisson and remains a life changer. The outsider artist was 69 and thinking of him in rock terms is to not hear. At age 5 he knew he was a child art prodigy, his parents would feed him through the bedroom door of the studio he refused to leave. At high school he met his greatest champion and worst pain in the arse. As a self mythologist beyond compar there are too many Beefheart legends to list, many are true, the rest are even more true. You either already know Beefheart or don't. His self emposed isolation added to his strange relationship to culture, as does te fact that the geatr pat f hs crativ output was painting, the most written of music. Death somehow hasn't the finallty itould mean for most as in most ways he had already moved on. We've missed ou a long time.
Trout Mask Replica his audio masterpiece is beyond comparrisson and remains a life changer. The outsider artist was 69 and thinking of him in rock terms is to not hear. At age 5 he knew he was a child art prodigy, his parents would feed him through the bedroom door of the studio he refused to leave. At high school he met his greatest champion and worst pain in the arse. As a self mythologist beyond compar there are too many Beefheart legends to list, many are true, the rest are even more true. You either already know Beefheart or don't. His self emposed isolation added to his strange relationship to culture, as does te fact that the geatr pat f hs crativ output was painting, the most written of music. Death somehow hasn't the finallty itould mean for most as in most ways he had already moved on. We've missed ou a long time.
Wednesday 15 December 2010
Distopia
This place I live, this world that grows, each day I die a little more and composition decomposes. Whether these days are numbered, they surely feel as such it isn't there life that lacks just my emptiness of offering. I have run out of things to say.
Monday 13 December 2010
Skree Kent '87
At about 22 years old I was living in an escourt mark 2 van in Kent. I'd been there a while and knew all the convoy crew and many sites, farms and places to work. I passed a guy who looked a long way from home.I'd been like that, strange land, no money, strange rules. Charity got the best of me and I took him to my site. He stayed in my caravan and I said I'd gt him some work in the morning. Friends came over, we had a fire, cooked stew, smoked hash. Abdul Hadj Mohammed fitted in.The sole issue that came up was freedom of female dress. He was from Algeria and defended their culture, I took no strong view though quietly felt his idea that Arab male passion woud cause problems seemed o me as it would to us and they were at fault in not showing restraint.. EventuallyI had to leave as I had an affair with a friends girlfriend. We promised we would keep a roof and food for the other wherever we may fgind oursewlves.
Today, 24 years later I read a little comment from Mona Hattoum. I came across her work when White Cube gallery took her on, she had that vast cube of magnetic steel covered in iron filings, her peaceful turntable of sand and three strokemetal too.Both great works. I became a passive fan, always checking ouyt her work when I could. She seldom gives interviews. Today she spoke justas Abdul had.
Today, 24 years later I read a little comment from Mona Hattoum. I came across her work when White Cube gallery took her on, she had that vast cube of magnetic steel covered in iron filings, her peaceful turntable of sand and three strokemetal too.Both great works. I became a passive fan, always checking ouyt her work when I could. She seldom gives interviews. Today she spoke justas Abdul had.
Banksy in Russia
Banksy grafitto artist, is giving £80,000 to a Russian art group, 2 of whom are in gaol on hooliganism charges.
The secretive brit street artist says he'll give all proceeds of a print sale today to the Voint collective notorious for its acts like the staged orgy and the drawbridge phallus.
Oleg Vorotnitkov and Leonid Nikolayev were detained in Moscow last month and charged in connwection with an anti corruption protest called Palace Revolution in St Petersburg. They could end upbanged up for 7 years.
Police claimthe group caused thousands of pounds worth of damage but Russias tight knit art community has called for thier releaase.
Basically Banksys involvement is akin to Lady Diannas landmine shit.
The 2 great works werethe staged orgy under a banner readimng, 'Fuck for the heir, little bear', relating to Medvedev.
Also the drawbridger phallus, a 65ft penis that facwed the city headquaters of the FSB, federal security service.
The secretive brit street artist says he'll give all proceeds of a print sale today to the Voint collective notorious for its acts like the staged orgy and the drawbridge phallus.
Oleg Vorotnitkov and Leonid Nikolayev were detained in Moscow last month and charged in connwection with an anti corruption protest called Palace Revolution in St Petersburg. They could end upbanged up for 7 years.
Police claimthe group caused thousands of pounds worth of damage but Russias tight knit art community has called for thier releaase.
Basically Banksys involvement is akin to Lady Diannas landmine shit.
The 2 great works werethe staged orgy under a banner readimng, 'Fuck for the heir, little bear', relating to Medvedev.
Also the drawbridger phallus, a 65ft penis that facwed the city headquaters of the FSB, federal security service.
Sunday 12 December 2010
Saturday 11 December 2010
Amir Khan victory
Plans are now afoot for trhe Mayweather fight after Khan put in a flawless points winning performance
The King of Alwooddley
Skree is the son of Eddy Wainwright, the righteous and hereditery heir of the king of Alwoodley. When Eddy remarried in an illfated congress it was covered on the front page of Leeds paper e Evening Post. The article covered his tripe blanching and wort spluging skills. As Prince Iknow this to be bullshit however I do carry the bloodline. I texted our kid earlier today who seems to care not for the title. Whilst my father hides I await the day when the one true king shall return to take the kingdom of Alwoodley and return all rights to wrongs. Yeah, the day shall come. I aim to track down the article from the Evening post and return from my kingdom in Bath to reclaim the land that is righteosly mine. As the older brother Our kid is the true king but he seems more interested in butterflies. The great castle of Moortown Water Tower shall be our base. There will, presumably be a great battle where many shall die though all pretenders ought to come forth nand get the kicking they deserve out of the way then join us in our reclaiming of the birthright.
The importance of our quest is beyond the understanding of most. Hitler, of course sought to govern from Quarry Hill Flats. Skreeworld shall be ruled from the north of Leeds.
The importance of our quest is beyond the understanding of most. Hitler, of course sought to govern from Quarry Hill Flats. Skreeworld shall be ruled from the north of Leeds.
Amir Khan
A few words in support of Khan who goes in to his most testing contest tonight. Quite why certain British boxing fans cannnot see that Amir is of huge power. Seeing footage of him spar with the god Pacman under Roaches' tutelage is the sight of the greatest boxing on the planet. He may get knocked out tonight, Manny each time he gets in the ring, whart sets them ap[art is that they are setting all thier history up to fight the best. Arsehole bloggersa who have never stepped in to a ring spout raccist shite. If I could touch Amir Khan I would feel god like, you don't understand the sport. Khan may be up there with Manny, and that is a long way from Haye.
FDMA
I just read a posting of an elloquence I can but dream of regarding a previous posting I made on the FDMA.
This reminds me that, though the Skreeworld blog following is small it includes;
Artist Paulus Fryus
Other Criteria, Damien Hirst,
The Outcasts motorcycle club,
Poog, chief of Ignit Ploaeg,
the Drainspotter supreme,
Jon Jailblogger,
Ben Prison blogger,
The Skreeworld church of Water tower research,
Mark E Smith,
the family and estate of Philip K Dick,
Nik Turner Hawkspit,
Ron Tree Hawkwind,
Threadbare associatses,
Gareth Ne3al,
Rachel Hutchinson,
Magnus furniture,
the Wrong Arab,
T bone Heatherwick,
regarding TV chefs we go MPW as he not only shares my initials and early stomping grounds but was a mate of our Kid, sides which Rammo is just an imploding cunt, MPW is a vastly superior chef, a detail that has become lost in all this. Marco brought us cuisine, Rammo et al, just cashed in. There was a time when Skreeworld yearned to have it out in a street fight with Thpittle Thpraying fat twat Oliver, now it would give far more pleasure to give Gordon Rammo a good kicking.
We are LUFC fans though dislike football, in the premiership we are tangerine.
Our blood is shed in many fields.
and many, many others who I choose to preserve thier anonymity.
love to you all
Skree
This reminds me that, though the Skreeworld blog following is small it includes;
Artist Paulus Fryus
Other Criteria, Damien Hirst,
The Outcasts motorcycle club,
Poog, chief of Ignit Ploaeg,
the Drainspotter supreme,
Jon Jailblogger,
Ben Prison blogger,
The Skreeworld church of Water tower research,
Mark E Smith,
the family and estate of Philip K Dick,
Nik Turner Hawkspit,
Ron Tree Hawkwind,
Threadbare associatses,
Gareth Ne3al,
Rachel Hutchinson,
Magnus furniture,
the Wrong Arab,
T bone Heatherwick,
regarding TV chefs we go MPW as he not only shares my initials and early stomping grounds but was a mate of our Kid, sides which Rammo is just an imploding cunt, MPW is a vastly superior chef, a detail that has become lost in all this. Marco brought us cuisine, Rammo et al, just cashed in. There was a time when Skreeworld yearned to have it out in a street fight with Thpittle Thpraying fat twat Oliver, now it would give far more pleasure to give Gordon Rammo a good kicking.
We are LUFC fans though dislike football, in the premiership we are tangerine.
Our blood is shed in many fields.
and many, many others who I choose to preserve thier anonymity.
love to you all
Skree
Friday 10 December 2010
Its' Still Christmas!
We got a few facts wrong last night. It was commedian Bernard Manning who wrote love sonnetts to Plath, one of many lovers who all killed themselves. The turkey connection comes from Ted Moult who created the double glazed turkey farm allowing them to breed throughout the year. He too, sadly took his own life though was never, to our knowledge a lover of Bernard Manning though was bootiful..
Thursday 9 December 2010
Merry Jesus Christtime
Yes, we are all thrilled here at Skreeworld and shall be feeding primarily on this creature until 12 days after the celebration of the Jesus Death trick. Our bellies are aquiver in anticipation of gorging down this fine creature. This years is a beauty and 'bootiful' in honour of the death of Ted Hughes whose double glazing company allowed one and all to savour the flesh of the turkey. Many a rhyme would he spin down in Norfolk to his beloved Silvia Plath sure in the knowledge that all could now freely gorge on turkey meat throughout this sacred time. Oh, jingle, oh jangle the bells ring out. Skreeworld wishes all followers a Bootiful yuletide and a christingle for pud. These are oranges protected by 4 spikes and a candle, each wooden shaft, driven in to cast out vampires and skewered with a raisin to represent the four wise men who travelled through thick snow to bethlehem to find the baby jesus in a lowly cattleshed and just a manger for a bed.
Mery Christmas
Here at Skreeworld we find it a veritale piece of piss to die then rise unscathed from the grave in three days, many members of the Church of Skreeworld flip back and forth just for something to do when bored. However, we recognise that for many feats such as this can take an aspirant messiah ages to learn and as such we celebrate Christmas along with you all. The official start, of course is when one hears an old lady mention the holy Slade. This happened today whilst we waited for breakfast an elderly glam rocker pointed out that the xmas muzac at Sainsburies was crap, 'whereare The Slade!' she cried aloud. Christmas is now officially here in Skreeworld. We had our last binge and no drugs are allowed from now on until Noddy givs us the 'Nod'. Our sobriety fixed in place like armour we shall now steam in. Merry Christmas to one and all.
Wednesday 8 December 2010
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