Yes, we are all thrilled here at Skreeworld and shall be feeding primarily on this creature until 12 days after the celebration of the Jesus Death trick. Our bellies are aquiver in anticipation of gorging down this fine creature. This years is a beauty and 'bootiful' in honour of the death of Ted Hughes whose double glazing company allowed one and all to savour the flesh of the turkey. Many a rhyme would he spin down in Norfolk to his beloved Silvia Plath sure in the knowledge that all could now freely gorge on turkey meat throughout this sacred time. Oh, jingle, oh jangle the bells ring out. Skreeworld wishes all followers a Bootiful yuletide and a christingle for pud. These are oranges protected by 4 spikes and a candle, each wooden shaft, driven in to cast out vampires and skewered with a raisin to represent the four wise men who travelled through thick snow to bethlehem to find the baby jesus in a lowly cattleshed and just a manger for a bed.
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