Here at Skreeworld we find it a veritale piece of piss to die then rise unscathed from the grave in three days, many members of the Church of Skreeworld flip back and forth just for something to do when bored. However, we recognise that for many feats such as this can take an aspirant messiah ages to learn and as such we celebrate Christmas along with you all. The official start, of course is when one hears an old lady mention the holy Slade. This happened today whilst we waited for breakfast an elderly glam rocker pointed out that the xmas muzac at Sainsburies was crap, 'whereare The Slade!' she cried aloud. Christmas is now officially here in Skreeworld. We had our last binge and no drugs are allowed from now on until Noddy givs us the 'Nod'. Our sobriety fixed in place like armour we shall now steam in. Merry Christmas to one and all.
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