The Blood Quran

Of all the unliberated treasures in Bhaghdad, the one I would like for Xmas is Saddams blood Qurran. He syphoned off 27 litres of his own blood from which 14 chapters were written. Makes Marc Quinn look a bit shit. It is stored in Bhaghdad where 3 keys are needed to get it, all by conference assension. Apparently it is a bit of a no no with most Muslims but if you are still looking for a late present, there you go.