Saturday 11 December 2010

The King of Alwooddley

Skree is the son of Eddy Wainwright, the righteous and hereditery heir of the king of Alwoodley. When Eddy remarried in an illfated congress it was covered on the front page of Leeds paper e Evening Post. The article covered his tripe blanching and wort spluging skills. As Prince Iknow this to be bullshit however I do carry the bloodline. I texted our kid earlier today who seems to care not for the title. Whilst my father hides I await the day when the one true king shall return to take the kingdom of Alwoodley and return all rights to wrongs. Yeah, the day shall come. I aim to track down the article from the Evening post and return from my kingdom in Bath to reclaim the land that is righteosly mine. As the older brother Our kid is the true king but he seems more interested in butterflies. The great castle of Moortown Water Tower shall be our base. There will, presumably be a great battle where many shall die though all pretenders ought to come forth nand get the kicking they deserve out of the way then join us in our reclaiming of the birthright.
The importance of our quest is beyond the understanding of most. Hitler, of course sought to govern from Quarry Hill Flats. Skreeworld shall be ruled from the north of Leeds.

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