The Secret Gathering

This event had to be arranged under extreme secrecy due to the FDMA DMOU war currently taking place. As overlord of the gang Sebastian Fellows suggested we meet on the smallest island in the archipelago of the Orkneys. Many camped out as the night was warm though breezy as Orcadian islands are. Fellows arrived by hellicopter with his Civil Partner Neal Foulds, snooker legend. Foulds punditry work at this years snooker world championships was exemplary though the issue of non members attending, even Overlords partners caused a stir. I was staying in the same B&B and the noises of their love making forced me out. This was much later though. Fellows gave a talk on Design Injunctions and their effect on the Contemporary Object. Once the debates were out of the way the night gathered momentum. FDMA was everywhere. Dancing around the vast campfire to songs praising the glory of the FDMA went on long in to the night. As the FDMA wore off and my room was too noisy I sat watching the waves gently roll in, diseminating Fellows words of wisdom.