Gormless

Great news for all lovers of art, Anthony Gormley is to stop leaving casts of himself everywhere. This sad and vastly overated artist has found himself in a creative rut for many years now and has promised to stop imposing his flashers on us all. It wasa becoming tricky to avoid seeing Gormley engaged in indecent exposure anywhere on the planet. Like dog shit it should be up to responsible owners to clear up the mess. For his nex work, as he is clearly short of ideas, he can have one of mine. Create a vast, grinding jawed robot dinosaur to scour the Earth locating and eaing up all the flashers.