Simon King - Near miss

Talking of shooting, Simon King, BBC star of wildlife photography was in Rodden Nature Reserve, the other side of the river to Skreeworld nature reserve this week. With loaded rifles we stalked the undergrowth looking for a clear buttock shot. Sadly the media whore stood well away from our shooting point. This follows last weeks Kevin MaCloud problem. The Saxonvale site that Skreeworld believes should remain brownfield allowing nature to take its course, is the subject of Frome town Council arguments. Rook Lane Chapel, the site of the famous 'Private Parts' show curated by Michael Wainwright, close friend of Skreeworld was where the anti Tesco protest and debate took place. Kev took centre stage and little was achieved other than that we all decided we don't want Tesco moving to Frome, an independent town. Following the debate, Skree took Kev to task over the demise of den building, a boyhood craft. MaCloud clearly had missed out on this crucial part of growth and has developed an obsession with eco build. After closing time, the crowd dispersed. After 9 pints, Skree rose at 6 for a dog walk only to find puddles of vomit outside the pub where Kev was drinking. Now there is no proof yet one would surmise that any individual who hadnt built dens would, in all likelyhood, grow to be a poor drinker, ale weak so to speak. Skreeworld says, Kev, come back and clear up your mess!