Friday 6 November 2009

The Execution of Gary Glitter 4

I have thought long and hard about this, as all Glitter fans know he had a new costume for the release of each single. At first I thought he should take the drop in the red sequined jacket he wore for 'Do you Wanna Touch', however, having given it further thought he may be wise to opt for the wing like silver shoulder pads he wore for 'I'm the Leader of the Gang, [I am]' which would either catch on the trapdoor hole or at least slow his desent, aligned with sufficiently high platform soled boots the rope may not even reach the end of it's tether. At one time if you survived the hanging you were free to go, hopefully this law will still be in place in the alternative reality of the programme and who knows? this jesus like miracle could prompt a comeback of vast proportions. The Glitter band join again with the Leader and storm the charts triggering a Glam Rock revival, Slade reform with Noddy, Johnson leaves AC/DC to rejoin Geordie, Chicory tip top the charts with 'Son of my great grandfather', the remains of Sweet release 'Middleage rampage'. The possibilities are endless.

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