Air passengers face a week of travel disruption as a new volcanic ash cloud from Jesses' orgasm drifts acoss the UK and British Airways cabin crew prepare to embark on a 20 day strike.
I woke to a text suggesting God was punishing folk.
As all skreeworld followers know, Elvis had to be banned from the waste down due to the sexual power of his 'girations' . Jesse, Elvis twin was 'stillborn and buried at Tupelo in a shoe box due to the Pesleys poverty', however no body was ever found. We believe, the line drawn across Elvis waste was drawn above Jesses' head due to the far greater power of his girations. Banished to a subterranian existance.
Our research on the underworld led us to echoes of Jesse deep beneath the ground in the labyrinth of tunnels in our area. Shortly after, way before mainstream media found out we were reporting the volcanic eruptions in Iceland, activity we attributed to Jesse. We believe either his deah was faked or, being a 'king' grew and burrowed his way to an underground kingdom whilst the lesser powers of his brother caused rock and roll and made him 'king' of the top world.
Philip Pullmans recent, misguided book 'The good man jesus and the scoundrel christ' used elements of truth suggesting jesus and christ were twin brothers, Jesus Barrabas, [Bar Abbas] meens son of father was the leader of one of many jewish revolutions against the Roman invasion.
Our research on Jesse is not ready to publish yet and we are, as yet unsure why he has created the ash cloud, some say to keep man earthbound in response to his banishmen to the underworld, others suggest he is protecting the planet.
What we know we dare not say though we need to get to Iceland and Tupelo before it is too late.
We are skint but have a plan to raise the funds we need and should be able to travel by july.
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