Elvis and Jessie

On january 1935 in Tupelo, Missisippi, Gladys Presley gave birth to twin boys. Her bond with Elvis is well documented. hey shared a private language. As Elvis grew from being the King of 'Rock and Roll', sometimes thought to be a quarrying term in to a bloated creature that set an early precedent for the American obesity that Jamie Oliver has recently been on a pilgrimage to stop. Oliver was l;aughed out of town. 'we will live as we like', the people told the Mockney Oliver and in self righteous rage he dressed as a pod of peas to attack he burger culture the King endorsed. It is well documented that after taking up to 70 amphetamine tablets, washed down with a litre of cough syrup, the King would gorge on an endless series of baggets, each packed with a pound of bacon, two jars of peanut butter and a pound [lb] of 'jelly'.
Philip Pullmans recent book tells the story of Marys visitation by an angle and her birth of the twin Jesus and Christ. Though King Elvis only visitted Scotland briefly, during his early paedophile days where he was consorting with to be wife Priscilla, 13 at his time of first entry, lttle is written of Jessies journey here. We have all heard cock and bull stories suggesting that King Elvis didn't die on the porcelain thrown, that the gethsemaie door was not rolled aside to find his bloated corpse amid a heap of pills and burgers with his trousers round his ankles. Clearly he sadly died, aged 42.
However, little is written on the death of twin Jessie. The admirable work chronicled in 'Bad Wisdom' where Bill Drummond and Zodiac Mindwarp set off for the North Pole to install thier icon of Elvis, a sadly failed venture.
Skreeworld has reason to believe, due to sounds heard deep under the earth, far from prying eyes, that Jessie didn't die. Jessie still lives and roams the underworld of the West Country in the Frome Shepton Bath Box area. Many times on our underground adventures have we heard a voice, a voice that has only one parallel, Elvis Presley. Yes, we have heard all those ludicros conspiracy theories claiming Elvis lives. Our more scientific work can prove that these mistakes are made when Jessie chooses to emerge from his vast subterranian empire just to check how his brothers world is getting on. Jessie is the King of the underworld. Though we have only heard the echoes of his voice passing through tunnels there is no mistaking who it is.
Our hopes are to continue our undeground search till we find the Dark King, the ruler of the underworld, Jessie.
Whilst King Elvis was banned from the waist down, poor Jessie, whos girations were banned from the surface entirely, pushed even further under. One can only guess at the sheer sexual cyber power of his girations that caused the authorities to fake is death and force him to live life like a troll. Mankind must have been so fearful of the power that, knowing Elvis could shag anyones bird, God only knows what Jessie could do?
Here at Skreeworld we will not stop, we will not fail, we will find Jessie and bring him back. And I tell you friends, wrongs will be righted. The King will walk the earth again, his brother may have feasted on pills and burgers but King Jessie has fed solely on worm and mole. Yes his skin will be white, yes he may need sun glasses but the war isn't over.
I see a day where the council of Skreeworld carry King Jessie on our shoulders in to town and you better be fucking careful not to step on his blue suede shoes.