Monday 15 March 2010

Swindon Drain Covers

On tonights local South West news Police are confused over the theft of man hole covers in Swindon. 40 in one street alone. Skreeworld wishes to distance itself from this irresponsible activity. Previous postings have expressed our concern for the dangers of removing the plugs twixt over and underworld. This barrier must be maintained for few realise the danger from the portals opened. If you know the location of the Church of Skreeworld, best keep quiet.

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