Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Banatyne Tweets

My favourite dragon, from the den, has always been Duncan Banatyne. Before becoming an entrepeneur he spent time in naval jail for throwing his commanding officer overboard. Took to drink for a while and wound up in jail again. Recently, cowards have threatened his family in pathetic attempts to blackmail him. Banatyne struck back offering £50,000 for anyone who breaks the arms of the attempted blackmailer. He has tracked you down to an internet cafe in Moscow. I think your days are numbered.

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